Funny Engraved Wooden Chopping Board – “Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food”

Add some humour (and a hint of menace) to your kitchen with this engraved wooden chopping board. Featuring the phrase “Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food” and a poison bottle design, it’s the perfect novelty gift for foodies with a dark sense of humour.

Product Description:
Cook with a little attitude using this engraved wooden chopping board. With the cheeky phrase “Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food” and a detailed poison bottle engraving, this board is ideal for anyone who loves cooking with a side of sarcasm.

Made from durable natural wood, this chopping board is as practical as it is funny. Use it for everyday meal prep, as a quirky serving board for snacks, or simply display it as part of your gothic or alternative kitchen décor.

It also makes a fantastic novelty gift for friends, family, or partners who enjoy dark humour, whether for a birthday, housewarming, or just because.

Features:

• High-quality wooden chopping board with engraved design

• Humorous “Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food” slogan with poison bottle motif

• Strong, durable and easy to clean

• Perfect for use as a chopping board, serving tray, or decorative kitchen piece

• A great novelty gift for foodies, home cooks, and lovers of gothic humour