"Yes I'm a Witch" Engraved Wood Board - Humorous Witchcraft Decor & Altar Plaque

Set the record straight with a smile using our witty "Yes I'm a Witch" engraved wood board. This charming plaque is a playful and firm statement, perfect for anyone who's had to deal with common misconceptions about their craft.

Crafted from solid, beautiful wood, this board features a detailed laser-engraved design. At the top, a Triple Moon Goddess symbol sits above the full, humorous rhyme:

"Yes I'm a witch / I do not fly / I do not eat babies / I do not have warts / I do not worship a devil / And I am not going to hell / But thanks for asking / I wish you well"

The whimsical font and flowing decorative scrolls give it a classic, magical look. This piece is ideal for displaying on your altar, hanging in your kitchen, or propping on a shelf to add some personality to your space. A leather loop on the handle allows for easy hanging.

This board is the perfect gift for Wiccans, pagans, spiritual seekers, or anyone with a great sense of humor about their craft. It's a fun and lighthearted way to share your identity while wishing others well.

Key Features:

• Humorous Design: A witty, engraved rhyme that addresses common witch stereotypes.

• Premium Material: Made from durable, high-quality wood with a natural grain.

• Engraved Art: The text and Triple Moon Goddess symbol are deeply etched for a lasting finish.

• Versatile Use: Ideal as an altar plaque, kitchen decor, or a unique wall hanging.

• Perfect Gift: A thoughtful and funny present for witches, pagans, and those who love occult-themed humor.